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It’s been exactly 7 weeks to the day since I wrote that introductory spiel about my travels to San Francisco, and the events that have transpired in the meantime are almost too crazy to put into words. But given all the questions I’ve got (how can you afford to live in a place with a pool table, do you actually live in San Francisco, have you turned gay yet etc). I’ve decided to do the best I can. So…what exactly has happened in San Francisco?
WHERE DO I LIVE?
Ok, first a little white-lie. I don’t technically live in San Francisco. I live in Berkeley, just across the bay and about a 20 minute train ride away. It’s basically a University city as it is the location of the University of California, which has one of the biggest and best college campuses in America. This means the place is very youth-orientated, with lots of cheap places to eat and drink and handy amenities just a few minutes away.
I live in what the Americans call a frat house, which can best be described as a mini-hostel. There are 15 bedrooms where as many people sleep in as they want. As such there’s about 25 of us here in Kappa Delta Rho in total, 15 of whom are Irish, the rest American. The frat includes….3 balconies, a large-screen TV, a basement, a pool table, a table football table, 3 showers and 3 toilets. Rent is absolutely dirt cheap ($260 per month, aka about €50 a week) and the fun you can have in these places is just something else.
There are tons of these frat houses around the college, and you can be guaranteed that nearly every night there’ll be a frat party in one of them. And surprise surprise, most of the time it ends up being in our place! And with the combination of crazy cheap drink (12 bottles of Miller for $8.99!) and the craic you have with both the Irish and American, they always end up being amazing fun, albeit messy amazing fun.
WHERE DO I WORK?
This was the first sticky-point of the trip. Finding a job was a LOT harder than any of us expected. We had heard tons of stories of Irish people coming to SF and walking into nice handy jobs that sets yourself up for the summer, but not this time. It’s quite simple why really, a recession in Ireland means more people like myself are leaving the country, and San Francisco would be described as a J1 hotspot. But SF aren’t immune to an economic downturn either. I even read somewhere that more people are flying home early this year than ever before.
It took exactly 3 weeks to find a job. This time was spent in all the touristy locations like Pier 39 and Fishermans Wharf, which is a nice area but in terms of jobs were completely tapped-out. Eventually we got a tip to try out an area called Union Street, a very upper-class part of the city which would see 6 restaurants opening in the next 6 months alone. So we took a wander there and stumbled across our new job.

A good comparison would be with Gourmet Burger Kitchen in Dublin. It’s a restaurant that obviously specializes in burgers and fries (sorry…chips), but the food is as healthy as you can get. The beef is pasture-raised and 100% grass fed, the shakes are all used with organic ingredients and freshly made every morning, you get the point. In terms of prices when you consider the area and the style of restaurant it is, it’s very reasonable. $4.99 for the Classic (patty, lettuce, tomato, house sauce, pickles etc) and up to $6.99 for other styles like the BBQ, the Tejano or the Sunny Side (my personal favorite). Fries are another $3 while a good quality shake costs about $4.50.
My job here was a mixture of bits and bobs. For most days I was a busser/runner, which means a waiter without actually having to take their order. I bring them food, I clean tables, and just generally make sure everything going to plan. Some days though I was a bartender, which meant pouring drinks, making shakes and sodas, the usual barwork stuff.
The drawbacks? Well…the commute was long. From Berkeley you’re looking at a 15 minute walk to the train station, a 25 minute train to San Francisco, a 5 minute walk to the bus stop, a 20 minute bus to Union St and another 5 minute walk to work. All in all you’d have to leave a good 90 minute early to be there on time. Also in the 1 month I worked there I only did night-shifts, starting at 4pm. Some nights I’d be home by 11, others I wouldn’t make it back until 3am. But what I lost in sleep I more than made up for in tips. On an average night-shift you’d get about 35-40 dollars, but this went up to $70 at one stage and as low as 20. It’s a new concept though, nothing we ever really experienced in Ireland, but I ain’t complaining!
However, most of you back home would have heard I quit this job last week. Why did I do so do you ask? Simple really, an opportunity arose back home which I couldn’t afford to turn down. This requires me to be home by mid-August instead of the planned 1st September so I changed my flights 2 weeks ago. I shall now be returning to the Déise on the morning of the 11th August after a 4 day stop-over in New York City. Given that means leaving San Francisco in just over 2 weeks, I didn’t want to spend my remaining time here just working away and not being able to do all the stuff I’d planned. Stuff like going to a baseball game, go exploring across the Golden Gate, maybe even traveling to San Diego or Los Angeles. I’ve earned more than enough money to keep me going for the rest of the summer anyway so it just made sense.

But what else has happened on my travels? WelI we went for a kick-about in a 70,000 seater stadium just up the road. On one occasion on the bus the guy beside me gave me $20 for no reason. On the next occasion the guy beside me had a real-life parrot on his shoulder. I cycled across the Golden Gate Bridge, which was easily one of the most jaw-dropping experiences of my life. I’ve bought so many new clothes that I’m going to have to wear 5 layers of clothing on the flight home just to fit it all.
There are also untold amounts of funny stories I have to tell, all of which have no place here and will be much better told over a few pints in Geoffs, Phil Grimes and the Cove when I get home
I hope to see you there!



DCUfm is one of Ireland’s best college radio stations, particularly in terms of the quality of the software and studio we have available to us. The station itself runs the same platform of software as Today FM for example, and it really can’t be underestimated how cool it is for students like myself to have the ability to use these kind of facilities before I hit the big bad world of the real life. After doing bits and bobs with the news crew when I was in 1st year, I’ve now focussed solely on the sports side of the station, and now find myself as DCUfms Sports Editor. What does this mean? Well I present a weekly sports chat show every Wednesday evening, while I also do daily sports bulletins on Mondays and Thursdays. Of course there’s no way I can do all this by myself so there’s a great sports crew on hand for co-production and co-presenting on the day. Intruiged? I know you are! All you have to do is tune into dcufm.com and give a listen!
If the French captain was on a volleyball court it still wouldn’t be allowed! As if the action itself wasn’t bad enough, the way he arrogantly celebrated the resulting goal was the final nail in the coffin for his once untarnished reputation.
Lets be serious here, the FAI had every right to ask what they did. I would imagine even they would’ve been surprised had FIFA let us go to South Africa as team 33, as would the entire country who, to be honest, none of whom think we deserve to be just handed a place on a silver platter. Also, what is it with the Irish people when it comes to self-indulgence? You won’t believe the amount of people telling me we’ve been embarrassing ourselves to the world, that we’ve looked like idiots for harping on about it 2 weeks later. Pardon me, but I don’t care if we became the most hated country in the world if it meant succeeding in some way at promoting the issue of fair play in football.
So what should any of you readers (both real and robotic) expect from my ramblings in the coming months/weeks/days? Well how about a little background of myself first and you can probably gather from that what you may or may not be hearing from me in the future!
I may as well get this out of the way now, to warn you for the future. I love Muse. I love Muse a lot. People saying bad things about Muse does not make me happy. Does that make me a petty fanboy? Hell yeah it does. Do I care? Not really, I like to think my friends know me well enough not to question my motives here. But those fed up with my random texts to people alerting them of changes to their setlist at a gig half way across the world will be happy to know that since seeing them in the O2 last month (near the front of the pit, queued 6/7 hours) that I am indeed branching my listening out a bit more. I’ve recently discovered the awesomeness of Radiohead’s “In Rainbows”, while after one or two listens Mumford & Sons debut album sounds very promising, so there is light at the end of the dark, Muse-filled tunnel. Expect a blog in the future of how this branching out tries to succeed but just ends up with me returning to my headphones blasting out “Map of the Problematique” for the 146th time.
Ok my nifty little word counter is telling me I’m already well over 540 so lets get on with it! If Muse are my band of choice, then the exploits of Mullane, McGrath and co. with the Waterford hurlers are and will continue to be my team of choice forever. I’ve been through my few ups and many downs, dating back to the summer of 98 when I saw us lose to Kilkenny by a single point in the All-Ireland semi final. Little did I know then! That day on 7th September 2008 when we were utterly humiliated by that same team in our long awaited AI final will rank as one of the worst of my life, but they haven’t been all bad believe me, and in some future blog day I’ll subject you to all the memories that are stand out above all others. Of course I’m not just completely hurling-orientated. I’m also an avid Manchester United supporter while I’ve had the luck to witness some of the best rugby matches to take place in Croke Park, some of which I’ll touch on in the coming days.